Your favourite cryptocurrency ‘Strayacoin’ is now officially an ‘apocalyptic mad max inspired world’ digital currency which can be used to buy the most popular crisis commodity – Toilet paper.
If you are on the porcelain throne and have found yourself with a class 9 mud butt syndrome then the Strayacoin online shop is the place to visit. There you can exchange your digital dollarydoos ‘Strayacoins’ for a bog roll or two at reasonable ‘Australian’ prices. There is no un-Australian price gouging going on in this joint. We are here for our fellow Australians young or old to ensure you have your god-given birthright upheld to enable you to wipe your rear-end with nothing short of non-recycled bleached white ‘soft to the touch’ 3 ply gold.
Love. Sincerely Yours,